What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like religions.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Maybe leave out

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like

Bible.. Hm.?

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Lose lips shimk ships.

But this is not

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?