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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 10:26
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
No way
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
How do I identify fake friends in life?
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
One Molecule to Sleep and Wake: A New Brain Switch Discovered - Neuroscience News
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Common herbal supplement linked to deadly liver disease - Times of India
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Swarms of tiny robots could go up your nose, melt the mucus and clean your sinuses - ZME Science
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Patti LuPone stuns Broadway as The Apologizer - AV Club
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Nuts and Butts